If

If I flipped a hamburger
And dropped a roast
When I cut the meat
Would you say I was a cheif

When I stired the hotdish
With a large spoon
Even though I wanted a spatula
Would you still say I was a cheif

If I made a sandwitch
At the beachwith a warlock
And I made it the wrong way
Would you still say I was a cheif

If I couldn't find a cow
Except for the calf on the ground
And made it ground beef
Would you put me on t.v.
Or would I be cooked
I wonder...